Malaking kape

Minsan, napatayo ako para jumingle
Tamang tama, patay ang oras
Walang kasabay sa banyo
Sakto naman na iyung kalapit ko na cubicle
eh naglakad rin papunta sa banyo

Para di magtagpo sa banyo, dumiretso na ko sa pantry
… Kukuha sana ng tubig

Eh dumating iyung nakasunod sakin

Di pala nagbanyo
nagpantry din pala

Eh ayoko din ng kasabay sa pantry
Pinauna ko na

Ang Salarin

Badong: go ahead, I’m waiting for the coffee
Guy1: No, that’s fine I’m waiting for the coffee too
(yari, di ko pa to nasubukan)
*ding*
Badong: oh maybe you’d want to go ahead (baka sakaling gagayahin ko na lang)
Guy1: Oh no, you go, you came here first
*silence*
Badong: I ah … I actually don’t know how to operate this
(hindot, huli)
Pagkatapos:
Guy1: See, it’s as easy as that. Just like your typical coffee maker
Badong: Ah, we don’t have that (pambawi kunwari)
Guy1: Oh you don’t have a coffee maker?
(potek humirit pa)
Badong: Oh no, that big a coffee maker
(oh, tama na ah, period na usapan)
Guy1: yeah me too …
*silence*
Badong: …. O..k…. bye.